petition to title all research papers like clickbait articles
“You’ll NEVER Believe What These Rats Are Doing After Dark!” (behavioural analysis, neuroscience)
“The Shocking Truth About the Water We Drink!” (fluid dynamics, physics)
“Doctors Hate Him! Read About One Man’s Superhuman Ability to Defy Death” (20th century Russia, history)
“23 Things You Never Knew You Were Totally Wrong About!” (epistemology, philosophy)
